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Insanity?

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SADNESS!!!

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you". (Mostly heater for burning me)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.  (No judging!)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (military)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (...:paranoid:...)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (when Im looking through my camera)
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

So Far: 5

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (Yep Ill try just about anything)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. (I dont even remember it)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (:faint:)
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

So Far:  8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less. (usually the case when Im playing with the xbox, or petting a cat)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Military)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Pretty things, and not just girls, lol)

So Far: 11

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.  
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. (I tell people to use theirs)

So Far: 14

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (car keys)

So Far: 17

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what "they" say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Insomnia)

So Far: 21

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[:D] You don't know what "um" means. (its the most universal word that everyone understands, next in line is "fuck")
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 23

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score. = 69%

lol 69% I guess I should add a point because I though my final number was gutter funny :p
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At least until my college funds kick it, which, will be delayed the college screwed up, us veterans wont be getting out funds until later because they messed up the Almighty Paperwork Process :p

Honestly if we could redo our Government, a complete overhaul mind, nothing less would work... and remove teh self serving bureaucracy, and especially where everything has to be done in triplicate, and takes 4 months to get back to us, without hurting anybody, I would help fix it. Its broken, but we cant reform it because its too regimented into our lives.  Some people wouldn't get hurt, but a lot would.

As it stands, since the VA doesn't do back pay, I stand to lose a modest 4 digit number worth of funds, that I kinda need for rent, car payments, food, insurance. :/ I will figure something out, if nothing else I am a great improvisationalist. But I hate the idea of robbing peter to pay paul. Not cool, when I am talking about the choice between having power to my fridge or having food in the fridge :(
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It's always great to lose weight, especially inches on the waistline. However, its a pain when you loose so much weight that your pants, ALL of them, fall down randomly, with or without a belt... :blushes:

Well off to the Moon Dog Tavern to do a "gig" laterz!! :D
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Grr

1 min read
Mass Effect 3 taking a while on insanity :cry:
meanwhile today I went out to a nice little spot lakeside, I might go back out there again depending on how the sunset might be :)

The Retribution is complete ASC Retribution Frontal View by Steadholder
And I have something to eat, chicken! :D
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Progess

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ASC Retribution by Steadholder

ASC Retribution 90% complete, she has a name, and she is strong enough that (if it was real life) she could leave the docking slip and be ok to work within actual space meaning her hull is all buttoned up. She is spotted out for the command ship for the Admiralty of the stars research and development. Let me know what you think of her, more pics to follow as she gets completed sometime this week.

I got my camera back too
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