SADNESS!!!

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you". (Mostly heater for burning me)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.  (No judging!)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (military)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (......)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (when Im looking through my camera)
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

So Far: 5

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (Yep Ill try just about anything)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. (I dont even remember it)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. ()
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

So Far:  8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less. (usually the case when Im playing with the xbox, or petting a cat)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Military)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Pretty things, and not just girls, lol)

So Far: 11

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.  
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. (I tell people to use theirs)

So Far: 14

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (car keys)

So Far: 17

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what "they" say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Insomnia)

So Far: 21

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means. (its the most universal word that everyone understands, next in line is "fuck")
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 23

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score. = 69%

lol 69% I guess I should add a point because I though my final number was gutter funny